My neighbour wanted to buy me some Skoda stuff for my birthday. He couldn't believe how difficult it was to do so.
1) He rang Skoda. They told him to look at the website & ring some dealers.
2) He rang some dealers.
Dealer 1 had him on hold for 20 minutes (let's call it 10 because I know this guy exagerates & he values his time becaause it's worth lots). And they had nothing.
Dealer 2 wasn't much better. They had "a few things". So he drove 20km to buy me a hat & a key ring.
Obviously Skoda owners are very low-key folk.
The keyring is a leather thong with a matt aluminium disc & the Skoda logo embossed in grey. The two materials are so similar in colour you have to look at the keyring in a strong light to see if there is any logo present.
The baseball cap is a nice grey colour with creme piping. The Skoda logo is stitched in creme on a grey background. This is under the adjustment strap & upside-down. The only way that you know this is a Skoda fanboi product is to take your cap off and hold it out as if you are begging.
Yet again, Skoda marketing fail.
1) He rang Skoda. They told him to look at the website & ring some dealers.
2) He rang some dealers.
Dealer 1 had him on hold for 20 minutes (let's call it 10 because I know this guy exagerates & he values his time becaause it's worth lots). And they had nothing.
Dealer 2 wasn't much better. They had "a few things". So he drove 20km to buy me a hat & a key ring.
Obviously Skoda owners are very low-key folk.
The keyring is a leather thong with a matt aluminium disc & the Skoda logo embossed in grey. The two materials are so similar in colour you have to look at the keyring in a strong light to see if there is any logo present.
The baseball cap is a nice grey colour with creme piping. The Skoda logo is stitched in creme on a grey background. This is under the adjustment strap & upside-down. The only way that you know this is a Skoda fanboi product is to take your cap off and hold it out as if you are begging.
Yet again, Skoda marketing fail.
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