WA 1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

[Da GTi]

'The Red Baron'.

1995 Red 2 door Golf. Only 141000km's.
$7000.00


Life-changing, zeitgeist-defining, auto-machinated gift from the bosom of Zeus himself.


Runs on the tears of baby unicorns*.

WON'T: be lame, break down, steal your girl when you're not looking, allow you to play One Direction.

WILL: improve your awesomeness by at least 37.8%, steal other people's girls, stop wars, make your favourite band reform and play a gig in your lounge.

*Comes with a 'how to make a baby unicorn cry' kit.

PM me for details.


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[Da GTi]

1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

'The Red Baron'.

1995 Red 2 door Golf. Only 141000km's.
$7000.00


Life-changing, zeitgeist-defining, auto-machinated gift from the bosom of Zeus himself.


Runs on the tears of baby unicorns*.

WON'T: be lame, break down, steal your girl when you're not looking, allow you to play One Direction.

WILL: improve your awesomeness by at least 37.8%, steal other people's girls, stop wars, make your favourite band reform and play a gig in your lounge.

*Comes with a 'how to make a baby unicorn cry' kit.
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[decksla]

1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

Twould be a tough decision between choosing your car or the 2 door GTI MK3 also for sale at a lesser price....

[Smeeeb]

Manual or auto?

Justify why you are asking so much money.

[muli]

Re: 1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

Manual or auto?

Justify why you are asking so much money.

One would assume auto from the wording used

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[LunchboxVRS]

One would assume auto from the wording used

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One would assume his on crack from the wording (and price) used.

[PranK]

1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

Twould be a tough decision between choosing your car or the 2 door GTI MK3 also for sale at a lesser price....

Does the gti come with the unicorn crying kit?

Yeah.

Thought not.

[veedubMK3]

1995 Red 2 door GOLF FOR SALE!!!

Seen this on gumtree a few days ago, took a screw short due to the amount of lots it produced. Defiantly some form of drug involved.

[Wolfgang]

Either same person or his inspiration.

1991 Subaru Brumby Ute (MUST READ AD!) | Cars, Vans & Utes | Gumtree Australia Margaret River Area - Margaret River

[decksla]

One would assume auto from the wording used

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[Dubba]

7k. uwotm8, Im not even going to be asking that much for my red mk3 colour concept -_-

[dubstyle]

Does it have 5 grand in the glove box?

[aussievwwdub]

There is a white 2 door in Wangara for half the price for sale,wow baby unicorn tears are more expensive than I thought
GLWS tho

[eltonking]

Give him a break guys he's just trying to sell his car and nothing anyone has posted is of any value, if you think its overpriced, thats fine, keep it to yourself - read the rules of the classifieds as well

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I've always had a soft spot fot 2dr mk3s, GLWS

[Da GTi]

actually selling for a friend of mine.

the GTI is gone already too.