Internal VWA Terminology for Various States of Up!

Arnold

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Internal VWA Terminology for Various States of Up!

03-09-2014, 09:36 AM

I came across a purportedly internal VW document detailing terminology relating to the Up!

After refueling - Fed Up!

Profit margin - Mark Up!

Vehicle locked - Shut Up!

Vehicle written off - Totally ****ed Up!

Sold with Convenience Pack - Top Up!

Concourse d'elegance - Round Up!

When towing - Hold Up!

Manufacture - Make Up! (aka Build Up!)

What VW wants customer to do - Pick Up!

Service - Tune Up!

Under car cover - Covered Up!

After detail - Clean Up!

In a school zone - CantaloUp!

Jokes concerning - Mock Up!

Conversion rate - Take Up!

At wreckers / Advertised for sale - Break Up!

The condition of the document meant I could not see the complete list . . .

If the answer to the Monty Hall problem was 50/50, the contestant, on average, would win the car 50% of the time simply by sticking with their original guess...but you can only win a one-in-three guessing game 33.33% of the time so it can't be 50/50, can it?
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